Holy shit - literally

Holy shit - literally —
suggested by “Preacher’s Son”.

Holy shit - literally —
suggested by “Preacher’s Son”.

Fat genie in a bottle —
suggested by “Working Out Now”.

The big bush between my legs —
suggested by “Bushy Lady”.

Sand witch head —
suggested by “I Always Find Weird Stuff”.

Krazy cat —
suggested by “Not A Crazy Cat Lady”.

My pet is my foot —
suggested by “Smoking Clown”.

Stuck with a huge boner —
suggested by “Can’t Get No Rest”.

They gave me diarrhea —
suggested by “Need A Fiber Supplement”.

Fat guy flying on a magic carpet —
suggested by “Cheap Vacation”.

Canon ball replacement surgery —
suggested by “Cheaper Than Plastic Surgery”.