Ristoons

Never knew life would be like this —

suggested by “Depressed”.

What to do when I catch her? —

suggested by “Not A Merman Yet”.

The universe seemed smaller —

suggested by “Love This Website”.

This doesn’t excite me at all —

suggested by “Was Looking For Redheads”.

Do you eat… ? —

suggested by “Dirty Mind”.

Will you blow me? —

suggested by “Meet Me”.

Mounty mounting a pony —

suggested by “Trailer Park Boy”.

Spawn of Satan —

suggested by “Satan’s Mistress”.

Two tomatoes and a cucumber can be very erotic —

suggested by “Teenie Tiny”.

French men (always waving a white flag, or their boxers) —

suggested by “Bulldog”.