Ristoons

Biggest bastard I ever knew —

suggested by “My Boyfriend Is History”.

How do I cure this hangover —

suggested by “Death By Tequila”.

The Grinch with curls —

suggested by the “Hairstylist”.

Cute dog with a cute bone —

suggested by “Poster Maker”.

Rabbit not wanting to make more rabbits —

suggested by “Anything But More Babies”.

Alien “abductees” are nuts —

suggested by the “Sceptical”.

Playing my wife —

suggested by “Virtuoso”.

Easter Island cough —

suggested by “Travelling Man”.

Love at first fight —

suggestion by “Fighting With My Boyfriend”.

Trying to claw myself to the top —

suggested by “Supposedly Management Material”.