Ristoons

Don’t mess with hatman —

suggested by “Headwear Kicks Butt”.

Dancing in the rain —

suggested by “Very Few Songs Give Me A Headache”.

Fertilize your flower —

suggested by “Don’t Know How”.

Wearing my sister’s clothes —

Suggested by “Man Panties”.

Bridal bouquet toss —

suggested by “Got A Great Pitching Arm”.

The second baby is easier —

suggested by “Can’t Stand Pain”.

Soccer girl —

suggested by “Simply Love Balls”.

Pet wolf-thing —

suggested by “Love All My Pets”.

Less attractive bigger gums —

suggested by “My Face Is Almost Perfect”.

Ebola makes you ugly —

suggested by “My Imune System Is Amazing”.