Ristoons

Have one on me —

suggested by “Need Something”.

Getting married to the wrong guy —

suggested by “My Boyfriend Has A One Track Mind”.

While you’re down there luv… —

suggested by “Multitasker”.

Let’s get bent —

suggested by “Straight Guy”.

Sexy muffin —

suggested by “Hot Girl”.

Stop eating my balls —

suggested by “Big Balls McCloud”.

My dog never wants to play —

suggested by “Bored Girl”.

I did not have sexual relations… —

suggested by “Love My Cello”.

These eyes are crying —

suggested by “Sad Boy”.

Going into space and beyond —

suggested by “Pooping Space Gnome”.