Ristoons

Suddenly I lost my depth perception —

suggested by “One-Eyed Pirate”.

Draw something my wife would like —

suggested by “Newly Married”.

A fish you have eaten —

suggested by “Seafood Lover”.

Eyeballing my Martini —

suggested by “Bartender Extraordinaire”.

Bullseye for dogs —

suggested by “Curious Puppy”.

Secret worship of colored balls —

suggested by “Being Really Sneaky In Alabama”.

Exploring all on my own —

suggested by “Virgin By Choice”.

Your momma is tripping —

suggested by “Happily Republican”.

Taking the hammer to this one —

suggested by “Solving Things With Violence”.

The stupid cow slipped me the tongue —

suggested by “Just Looking For A Friend Who Is A Female”.