Ristoons

Art: Tequila hangover —

suggested by “Blistering Eyes”.

His blackhead was fascinating —

suggested by “Sticky Fingers”.

I invented the noose —

suggested by “Daily Inventor”.

Amusing myself with my weapon —

suggested by “Very Filthy Dog”.

Never swat flies with a machete —

suggested by “Not Always Brilliant”.

Perfect date except for the tequila —

suggested by “Drunk Date”.

What I eat when my wife is in jail —

suggested by “Happy Today”.

They were just sitting in the trunk —

suggested by “Little Surprises”.

Slow dancing with grandma —

suggested by “Everything Is Hot”.

Every night someone craps on our house —

suggested by “Comes Out Stinking”.