Ristoons

Her sister’s neighbor’s dog was the only friend she ever had —

suggested by “Need A Friend”.

Love is a knife through the tongue —

suggested by “In Love”.

Flickering love —

suggested by “Mrs. Smallfire”.

In wife language, this means “now!” —

suggested by “Wifezilla”.

Looks like it’s going to be a great day —

suggested by “Newlywed”.

Slammed love and cracked heart —

suggested “Violent”.

Partying alone in the jacuzzi with his diarrhea —

suggested by “On My Own”.

Red is supposed to be green as it’s gangrene —

suggested by “Always Smelly”.

Something tucks me to bed at night —

suggested by “Sleeping Like The Devil”.

Love starting to bubble —

suggested by “Boiler Maker”.