Ristoons

I love my wife - and beer —

suggested by “Lucky Husband”.

Making fun of skinny —

suggested by “No Muscle”.

Not a virgin —

suggested by “Finally There”.

Impressive penis —

suggested by “Penis Envy”.

Tiger Woods’ swing —

suggested by “Pro Golfer”.

Tough guy love —

suggested by “Tough Guy”.

Without her hair and face —

suggested by “Freaking Out”.

Fart that smells like cupcakes —

suggested by “Dr. Love”.

Zebra Skin —

suggested by “The Full Package”.

She actually was a vampire —

suggesed by “Man With A Pole”.