Michael Jackson’s magical penis

Michael Jackson’s magical penis —
suggested by “Michael Jackson Boy”.

Michael Jackson’s magical penis —
suggested by “Michael Jackson Boy”.

Bowling pin-sized joint —
suggested by “Birthday Girl”.

Balaenoptera Omurai —
suggested by “Whale Watcher”.

Worked for Microsoft —
suggested by “PC Investigator”.

Swedish figure skater —
suggested by “Go Sweden”.

Proud of all her toe nails —
suggested by “Pedicurist”.

Smoking a pipe —
suggested by “Isolated Pa”.

Obedient servant —
suggested by “Flirter”.

Red Diamond —
suggested by “Communist Rock”.

Which end smells the worst —
suggested by “Always Exploring”.