Ristoons

Self portrait with extra chest hair —

suggested by “Me”.

Severed arm —

suggested by “The Butcher”.

Ferrari logo —

suggested by “Ferrari Lover”.

Hot for the cold, fat, and slimy female —

suggested by “Frog Princess”.

Hannibal Lecter’s brother Helmut only ate fruit —

suggested by “Fruit Maniac”.

She came in a kinder surprise egg —

suggested by “Egg Lover”.

All my neighbour’s are bleeding Mr. Smiths —

suggested by “The Real Neo”.

Horrible skin condition —

suggested by “Sticky Rash”.

Tornado hitting the trailer —

suggested by “Alabama Mama”.

Surround sound earphones never really took off —

suggested by “Audio Clown”.