Ristoons

A dog she shouldn’t turn her back on —

suggested by “Dog Nurse”.

The cute chatroom girl from last night —

suggested by “Online Pick-Up Artist”.

Two spanking nurses —

suggested by “Porn Patient”.

It’s easier to ride a dead horse —

suggested by “Rodeo Slut”.

A rain forest is a jungle with wet monkeys —

suggested by “Explorer”.

He rarely got laid —

suggested by “Guitar Player”.

He truly was a proctologist to fear —

suggested by “Dr. Fingers”.

2008 Ford Focus  —

suggested by “Car Reviewer”.

Love in the eyes of a turkey —

suggested by “Fowl Lover”.

Dangerous wrestling move —

suggested by “The Wrestler”.