Ristoons

Talking crazy sponges —

suggested by “Ritalin Baby”.

Attacked by something strange —

suggested by “Victim Of Demons”.

Karate bitch slapping instrruction —

suggested by “Limp Fisted Warrior”.

Goth chick and dirty plummer —

suggested by “Miss Match”.

Kissing my Golden Retriever —

suggested by “Lonely Dog Lover”.

Zombie in-laws —

suggested by “Son-In-Law”.

Conjoined twins at the foot of my bed —

suggested by “Me Da Freak”.

Paddle and some balls —

suggested by “Ball R’ Us”.

My fairy godmother freaked me out —

suggested by “Afraid Of Magical Hairs”.

One-eyes jumping at the same time —

suggested by “Master Optician”.