Harassed by smiley faces

Harassed by smiley faces —
suggested by “Forum King”,

Harassed by smiley faces —
suggested by “Forum King”,

Loved sunflowers —
suggested by “Leaking Vegetarian”.

It paid the bills —
suggested by “Pro Boxer”.

It wore a hat and danced —
suggested by “Dancing Girl”.

A shark with an arm of mine —
suggested by “Supporting Wildlife”.

Scraping my face on cement walls —
suggested by “Scarface”.

Nervous shaking this hand —
suggested by “Shaker”.

I felt compelled to club it —
suggested by “Seal Man”.

It tasted like pork —
suggested by “Carnivore”

Didn’t know that I was a witch —
suggested by “I Can Fly”.