Ristoons

The only balloon in the universe —

suggested by “Proud Of My Rubber”.

My new boyfriend is the bomb —

suggested by “Happy Gurl”.

God has gone crazy —

suggested by “Sceptic Preacher”.

I’m on top of the world —

suggested by “Highest Peek”.

You are on fire —

suggested by “Fireman”.

Killed by a flower —

suggested by “Ex Botanist”.

Wild hat disco —

suggested by “Crazy Dancer”.

Stabbed fool —

suggested by “Bleeding In Women’s Hats”.

Happily juggling my ex wives —

suggested by “Happily Not Married”.

Red-faced Elmo —

suggested by “Afraid Of Odd Monsters”.