Building myself the perfect lover

Building myself the perfect lover —
suggested by “Plastic Magician”.

Building myself the perfect lover —
suggested by “Plastic Magician”.

Lot of help with toilet paper —
suggested by “Poop Scooper”.

My hobby is wire —
suggested by “Metal Man”.

Flowers growing on my scalp —
suggested by “Flower Head”.

Attacked by a midget samurai —
suggested by “Big In Japan”.

I have the biggest penis —
suggested by “Big Man”.

God making the universe —
suggested by “Believer”.

Two chicks ready to get nasty —
suggested by “Little Chicken”.

Dog licking his balls —
suggested by “Always Envious”.