Coming unglued

Coming unglued —
suggested by “Puzzles”.

Coming unglued —
suggested by “Puzzles”.

A bird with bloody diarrhea is worse —
suggested by “Afraid Of Droppings”.

Made a magic cloud —
suggested by “The Magic Chef”.

Couldn’t eat my girlfriend —
suggested by “Upset Stomache”.

Can’t find my grandma —
suggested by “Family Detective”.

I’m not sure what it is but I’ll eat it —
suggested by “I’ll Eat Anything”.

Instead of screwing I stand on screws —
suggested by “Holy Man”.

I love humping big bombs —
suggested by “Cpl. Frisky”.

I kill what I think are zombies —
suggested by “Zombie Slayer”.

My twin brother is a balloon —
suggested by “My Brother’s Friend”.