Ristoons

On your boob —

suggested by “Boifrend”.

My hat is my home —

suggested by “Not Homeless”.

Tail gets in the way —

suggested by “Mrs. Cats”.

My friend is huge —

suggested by “Small Fry”.

Messed up with the ball —

suggested by “Da Player”.

Helmet keeps me happy —

suggested by “Accident Prone”.

It makes Talisker whisky —

suggested by “Whisky Drinker”.

My awesome shoes —

suggested by “Shoe Shopper”.

Bringing you my love —

suggested by “Fan Girl”.

My girlfriend has mad skills —

suggested by “Lucky Boyfriend”.