Archives 2006-2008
- May 2008 (2)
- April 2008 (30)
- 30: Being the 19th hole
- 29: Me on the red tube
- 28: Homie penis
- 27: All hands but one were over me
- 26: Red swollen pussy
- 25: She has the crabs
- 24: Stealing the sun
- 23: Doing flower magic
- 22: Solving mysteries of the universe
- 21: Had an idea
- 20: Why am I in the TV?
- 19: Climb small mountains first
- 18: Bernard doesn’t like devilfish
- 17: Mr. Vice President
- 16: Frightened by kindness
- 15: Tying shoelaces is easy
- 14: Naughty girl being naughty
- 13: Possessed by a horned demon
- 12: God placed my head in orbit
- 11: Greasy chicken will kill me
- 10: Liquid joy for a month
- 09: Coming of the breast man
- 08: Like a robot
- 07: Has a huge boner
- 06: My sister and I look the same
- 05: Missed!
- 04: Life is dangerous
- 03: Drown before I do
- 02: Because he has a leg
- 01: Death by radio
- March 2008 (31)
- 31: On your boob
- 30: My hat is my home
- 29: Tail gets in the way
- 28: My friend is huge
- 27: Messed up with the ball
- 26: Helmet keeps me happy
- 25: It makes Talisker whisky
- 24: My awesome shoes
- 23: Bringing you my love
- 22: My girlfriend has mad skills
- 21: Rule the world with these pants
- 20: Love is about options
- 19: Scared the crap out of me
- 18: I’m so confused
- 17: Very stoned
- 16: Stealing my soul
- 15: Too big for your island
- 14: Playing the blues
- 13: Remove heads using magic
- 12: Growing my breasts
- 11: Girlfriend has a bigger penis
- 10: I’m fat and very happy
- 09: Crapping bird dogs
- 08: You confuse me
- 07: All I have is the sun
- 06: God got angry at me
- 05: Lollipop for a bird-beast
- 04: Of the same note
- 03: Not sure what it was
- 02: Making art using fish
- 01: Everything is drippy in my world
- February 2008 (28)
- 28: I was a bird too in my youth
- 27: I’m here to eat!
- 26: One flower stunk up the place
- 25: My favourite part was making stars
- 24: Trying to fill my bucket
- 23: Being born again was confusing
- 22: Better than being a dead fish
- 21: Doing Kama Sutra upside down
- 20: I was scared because it had a sword
- 19: Playing fetch with my dog
- 18: Coming unglued
- 17: A bird with bloody diarrhea is worse
- 16: Made a magic cloud
- 15: Couldn’t eat my girlfriend
- 14: Can’t find my grandma
- 13: I’m not sure what it is but I’ll eat it
- 12: Instead of screwing I stand on screws
- 11: I love humping big bombs
- 10: I kill what I think are zombies
- 09: My twin brother is a balloon
- 08: My new girlfriend is a lightweight
- 07: Going to have fun with skin cream
- 06: Demon living in my head
- 05: Everything is red over here
- 04: Bringing me a stillborn
- 03: Elmo’s retarded brother
- 02: She’s sucking on my foot
- 01: Using my head for a good peek
- January 2008 (31)
- 31: The only balloon in the universe
- 30: My new boyfriend is the bomb
- 29: God has gone crazy
- 28: I’m on top of the world
- 27: You are on fire
- 26: Killed by a flower
- 25: Wild hat disco
- 24: Stabbed fool
- 23: Happily juggling my ex wives
- 22: Red-faced Elmo
- 21: Building myself the perfect lover
- 20: Lot of help with toilet paper
- 19: My hobby is wire
- 18: Flowers growing on my scalp
- 17: Attacked by a midget samurai
- 16: I have the biggest penis
- 15: Exploding dog
- 14: God making the universe
- 13: Two chicks ready to get nasty
- 12: Dog licking his balls
- 11: I rarely masturbate with my claw
- 10: Harassed by aliens
- 09: My deflated plastic lover
- 08: That didn’t hurt one bit
- 07: I found my birth mother
- 06: Making my own ocean
- 05: Bought you this on eBay
- 04: Me and my brother cut his head off
- 03: He’s going to blow my mind
- 02: Some days I feel like a giant fool
- 01: Fly away skull! Have your freedom!
- December 2007 (31)
- 31: Happy New Year!
- 30: Scared the shit out of me
- 29: I’m in trouble now
- 28: I got you a u with some crap on top
- 27: I’m simply a TV chair to her
- 26: Flying around and licking flowers
- 25: Me and my buddy as bouncing tits
- 24: Monster in a box
- 23: This is going to suck big time
- 22: Love my aquarium fish
- 21: Leaving the red planet behind me
- 20: Growing a new head because I can
- 19: This is my pussy
- 18: My big friend talked skull
- 17: The red robot tricked me big time
- 16: It was more than a booger
- 15: Loved to suck on my fist
- 14: Naked Jennifer Aniston with a beard
- 13: Viewing very scrambled porn
- 12: Loved her big forehead
- 11: Harassed by smiley faces
- 10: Loved sunflowers
- 09: It paid the bills
- 08: It wore a hat and danced
- 07: A shark with an arm of mine
- 06: Scraping my face on cement walls
- 05: Nervous shaking this hand
- 04: I felt compelled to club it
- 03: It tasted like pork
- 02: Didn’t know that I was a witch
- 01: Kick ass on the violin
- November 2007 (30)
- 30: Talking crazy sponges
- 29: Attacked by something strange
- 28: Karate bitch slapping instruction
- 27: Goth chick and dirty plummer
- 26: Kissing my Golden Retriever
- 25: Zombie in-laws
- 24: Conjoined twins at the foot of my bed
- 23: Paddle and some balls
- 22: My fairy godmother freaaked me out
- 21: One-eyes jumping at the same time
- 20: Shot corn flakes with it
- 19: Big bombs are the bomb
- 18: Loved balls on my forehead
- 17: Faint meowing when I hit it
- 16: Making money rolling giant tampons
- 15: Didn’t remember eating lobster
- 14: Playing guitar for bacon bits
- 13: Drinking changes me
- 12: Hot at the Special Olympics
- 11: I had to give her a head
- 10: Looking for my mommy
- 09: Suddenly it all fell apart
- 08: One twin was hotter
- 07: Some days I feel like Superman
- 06: Saw it on the beach
- 05: An average sized terrier
- 04: This mouse was happy to see me
- 03: My dad was a famous banjo player
- 02: The slipper of a redneck princess
- 01: The signs of love were good
- October 2007 (31)
- 31: A dog she shouldn’t turn her back on
- 30: The cute chatroom girl from last night
- 29: Two spanking nurses
- 28: It’s easier to ride a dead horse
- 27: A rain forest is a jungle with wet monkeys
- 26: He rarely got laid
- 25: He truly was a proctologist to fear
- 24: 2008 Ford Focus
- 23: Love in the eyes of a turkey
- 22: Dangerous wrestling move
- 21: Some confusion involving holes
- 20: My heart as a hand grenade
- 19: The baby brother I’m ashamed of
- 18: Dream with tree through my head
- 17: Thing getting ready to suck
- 16: Watch your nipple around this baby bald eagle
- 15: Nobody knows what it does
- 14: Signs that this is a poisonous mushroom
- 13: Cute short dude with teeth
- 12: Soon to be chicken soup
- 11: Your big breaste red haired aunt
- 10: Turning in to a mouth
- 09: It looks cool having your arm on fire
- 08: The Santa I was afraid of as a kid
- 07: Angry and bulging all over
- 06: Viking tongue kiss
- 05: Rabbit ready to make more rabbits
- 04: Licking the bottom of her shoe
- 03: A hard fish
- 02: Perverted stick figures
- 01: Sun baking my eyes
- September 2007 (31)
- 30: Self portrait with extra chest hair
- 29: Severed arm
- 28: Ferrari logo
- 27: Hot for the cold, fat, and slimy female
- 26: Hannibal Lecter’s brother Helmut only ate fruit
- 25: She came in a kinder surprise egg
- 24: All my neighbours are bleeding Mr. Smiths
- 23: Horrible skin condition
- 22: Tornado hitting the trailer
- 21: Surround sound earphones never really took off
- 20: Mating habit of a turtle
- 19: Sisters are like brothers, but with friends who have breasts
- 18: Fish in love
- 18: Woman with a big bush
- 17: They played with each other’s balls
- 16: Filthy yak with tight red balls
- 15: I think something erotic is going on here
- 14: Contortionist girlfriend
- 13: Nervous kissing fish
- 12: Dropping a big one
- 11: Nudist eating his sausage
- 10: Long arm of the law
- 09: Crapped on my car
- 08: Horrible gas problem
- 07: Real cowboy
- 06: Naked fat guy
- 05: Airbiscuit and Dogbiscuit
- 04: Overdosed on Viagra
- 03: Angry dog with spots
- 02: Phone sex girl
- 01: Too cute to be jerky
- August 2007 (31)
- 31: Falling apart over you
- 30: Blind dates
- 29: Rough breastfeeding
- 28: Abstract beauty queen
- 27: Sexy Victoria’s Secrets model
- 26: Peeing on a flower
- 25: Fat Soprano
- 24: John, Snack, Bob and Sara
- 23: Gollum going in to Mount Doom
- 22: Wendy’s cheese burger
- 21: Michael Jackson’s magical penis
- 20: Bowling pin-sized joint
- 19: Balaenoptera Omurai
- 18: Worked for Microsoft
- 17: Swedish figure skater
- 16: Proud of all her toe nails
- 15: Smoking a pipe
- 14: Obedient servant
- 13: Red Diamond
- 12: Which end smells the worst
- 11: Playing charades
- 10: Riding mouse catcher
- 09: Lip eating piranha
- 08: Dog cleaning wax from my ears
- 07: Proud of his nose hair
- 06: Bridesmaids made her look good
- 05: Bird to truly fear
- 04: With her front teeth
- 03: Cocktus
- 02: Not sure what’s going on here
- 01: Hot for this half-a-zombie
- July 2007 (38)
- 31: I love my wife - and beer
- 30: Making fun of skinny
- 29: Not a virgin
- 28: Impressive penis
- 27: Tiger Woods’ swing
- 27: Tough guy love
- 26: Without her hair and face
- 25: Fart that smells like cupcakes
- 24: Zebra skin
- 23: She actually was a vampire
- 22: Beagle-sized rash
- 21: Storybook characters
- 20: Me and my chums
- 19: Returning the doggie doos
- 18: Big trouble
- 17: Martha Stewart seemed fine
- 16: Never wake up a cat
- 15: Spirals forming love
- 15: Sister in the crowd
- 14: Broomstick and Harry Potter books
- 13: Enemy soldiers
- 12: Sinful thoughts
- 11: Our neighbour’s cat
- 10: Belly button piercings
- 10: Sun over the love
- 09: My sisters fighting
- 08: Love number two
- 08: Finger in her nose
- 07: Pigeon conversation starters
- 06: Artificial snot
- 05: First thing in the morning
- 05: Moon, cloud and love
- 04: Arrow through the love
- 04: Broke his arm
- 03: Painful golf swing
- 02: Different love scrapings
- 02: My mom and I making modern art
- 01: Can’t do George Clooney now
- June 2007 (41)
- 30: My buddy is significant
- 29: I love when she is an “M”
- 28: Red love drops
- 28: Almost like the flag of Switzerland
- 27: Me in a bowl of arms
- 26: Redhead worshipping me
- 25: You were born to be chicken
- 24: Vampire dog at sunset
- 23: Suddenly his invisibility cloak ran out of batteries
- 22: Bill always got laid when teaming up with the Anderson twins
- 21: Her sister’s neighbor’s dog was the only friend she ever had
- 20: Love is a knife through the tongue
- 19: Flickering love
- 19: In wife language, this means “now!”
- 18: Looks like it’s going to be a great day
- 18: Slammed love and cracked heart
- 17: Partying alone in the jacuzzi with his diarrhea
- 16: Red is supposed to be green as it’s gangrene
- 15: Something tucks me to bed at night
- 15: Love starting to bubble
- 14: It sits on my back when I crawl naked
- 14: Cross out the love
- 13: Getting ready to unload his big left hook
- 12: Sun and rainbow love
- 12: I knew somethig was wrong when I saw my left foot
- 11: His hobby was to lick poles
- 10: Strange mask of love
- 10: It kept the beat on his head
- 09: Crawling in to the wrong apartment
- 08: Parental hate starts with flower hats
- 07: Red love sun
- 07: His head swelled with pride
- 06: Mom has her very own flame thrower
- 05: Her only talent was corn on the cob
- 05: On the love cone
- 04: Nigerian dictator
- 03: Lovely except for her parrot boobs
- 03: Flames of love
- 02: Happiness can also be a great stick
- 01: Flowers of love growing
- 01: Fun shoplifting with Winona Ryder
- May 2007 (36)
- 31: Art: Tequila hangover
- 30: His blackhead was fascinating
- 29: I invented the noose
- 28: Amusing myself with my weapon
- 27: Never swat flies with a machete
- 26: Perfect date except for the tequila
- 25: What I eat when my wife is in jail
- 24: They were just sitting in the trunk
- 23: Slow dancing with grandma
- 22: Every night someone craps on our house
- 21: Basketball is easy
- 20: Being pulled away from love
- 19: Got that piece of love back
- 18: Masked chainsaw giant
- 17: She was thinking: beautiful eyes… He was thinking: nice ass…
- 16: Even drunk and horny dogs happen - statistically speaking
- 15: Smelling her from a mile away
- 14: Winston Churchill’s victory sign was just an order for two tequila shots
- 13: Look mom - no hands
- 13: Sliced but not diced love
- 12: Guns don’t kill people - people kill people with guns
- 12: Aliens at Area 52
- 11: He was the love of her life, she was his caddie = match made in heaven
- 11: Parking lot at the mall of love
- 10: Nature feeding a gnome
- 09: Made a toy out of a horse
- 08: God is not happy with me - I think
- 08: Pouring Love From The Top
- 07: Harry Potter pumpkin
- 06: Pieces already wasted on love
- 05: Two girls licking an ice cream
- 04: Square dating a triangle
- 03: Defrosting the love
- 02: Prick all dressed up
- 01: Parachuting shouldn’t work like this
- 01: Bacon bits
- April 2007 (30)
- 30: Getting ready for work
- 29: Making wind with my face
- 28: My buddy helps me save buildings
- 27: My girlfriend smells fishy
- 26: Love growing right from the middle
- 25: Teddy gave me a hand
- 24: They love this mermaid
- 23: Flower in the middle of love
- 22: Half-eaten love
- 21: Missing parts of love
- 20: Quentin Tarantino would love this
- 19: Witch riding on a broom
- 18: My perfect 10 girlfriend
- 17: Riding my dog
- 16: Chasing the freak out of town
- 15: Smack the trouts
- 14: Leaving Christmas behind me
- 13: Hockey player cupcake
- 12: Mashed potatoes man
- 11: Think he was eatem by bullman
- 10: Loving Aussie guy
- 09: Love coming from the left
- 08: Graphic love Soduko
- 07: Arrange the sushi with love
- 06: What the fuck is this?
- 05: One big love and some holes
- 04: Yell out, “love”
- 03: Love cells dividing
- 02: All but a shadow of my former self
- 01: This is how you say fuck
- March 2007 (31)
- 31: This might be a clue, I think
- 30: She loves Rudolph - a helluva lot
- 29: Mike is perfectly heterosexual - he just enjoys riding
- 28: Menage a trois
- 27: Flowers love making flowers
- 26: Wild women dancing
- 25: Hope there is something cool going on at the end of this line
- 24: What is this shit?
- 23: She brings lots of love
- 22: Chicken making a chick
- 21: Eating up all the love
- 20: Yes, it’s a black hole
- 19: Not very gentle lovers
- 18: Afraid of my proctologist
- 17: Flirty girl
- 16: Really hope they are snowflakes
- 15: The devil will love this
- 14: Swedish Football
- 13: Love like cancer
- 12: My parrot doesn’t love me anymore
- 11: Broken flowers is not love
- 10: The C.I.A.
- 09: In the love egg
- 08: She treats me like shit
- 07: I think he went to the bathroom
- 06: Goofy love
- 05: Life is a maze of love
- 04: Love can be a sunrise too
- 03: King of loving
- 02: Love America
- 01: Almost a rattlesnake
- February 2007 (28)
- 28: He’s sucking, she’s spitting
- 27: Soon to be a very dead seal
- 26: Something is missing here
- 25: Wolves in love
- 24: Snowman fighting nature
- 23: Love single malt whisky
- 22: A fallen angel too cute for hell
- 21: Two girls madly in love
- 20: I get every thing by simply asking
- 19: Scary and tasty at the same time
- 18: The devil cums when you are sleeping
- 17: Waves of love rushing in
- 16: River between two islands of love
- 15: This is what clenses my colon
- 14: Not impressed by trickery
- 13: Almost nothing left of my love
- 12: A monster of a birthday party
- 11: Extremely angry love
- 10: Love is only in your head
- 09: Trying to fly
- 08: Making friends with a wolf
- 07: Love is never square
- 06: Can’t see the balls
- 05: Hurricane of love
- 04: Red rain of love
- 03: The face of love
- 02: Nothing to drink but cognac
- 01: I’m nothing but a marionette
- January 2007 (37)
- 31: Taking the moon for a walk
- 30: Soon to be General Tao Chicken
- 29: Everything is a clean hit in hockey
- 28: Dead mouse makes a proud cat
- 27: Coinjoined twins in a huge parka
- 26: Candlelight rabbit dinner
- 25: Lady badly needing a haircut
- 24: Drinking gives me headache
- 23: Oldtime baseball
- 22: Never is love like lettuce
- 21: You and I should be friends
- 20: You are an apple head
- 19: I could catch this mermaid
- 18: Red love zebra
- 18: Angel of death
- 17: Wind blowing love across the country
- 16: Bull behind an electric fence
- 15: Splitting the love into shards
- 14: Turning love around into two
- 13: Controlling the love from the middle
- 12: Best love pieces left
- 12: Guy just sitting around
- 11: We were just married
- 10: Love of the star in the middle
- 09: Picking a huge carrot
- 08: The love stitches are left
- 08: Carrying my friend through life
- 07: Glowing heart of love
- 06: Love snowing down on me
- 05: Love explosion
- 05: Love can be like a big flower
- 04: I enjoy spanking more than she does
- 03: Happy sun shining love
- 03: Chain of love coming apart
- 02: Thing carrying a thing
- 02: Eating the popcorn love
- 01: Hanging out with my friends
- December 2006 (31)
- 31: Softly love turns into the middle
- 30: Love exploding
- 29: Rolled-up in a ball and depressed
- 28: Out of the great void came an owl
- 27: Trying too hard to be sexy
- 26: Vampire freaks out at sunrise
- 25: My boyfriend is all hands
- 24: Shining cross of love
- 23: Building a castle on the beach
- 22: Love is oil on water
- 21: Dolphin jumping out of the water
- 20: Love hits like lightning
- 19: Cuddly girl
- 18: Love arch over heart
- 17: Sun of the Incas
- 16: Targetting the love
- 15: Some condoms are scary
- 14: Catching a glimpse of love
- 13: Fastest rabbit in the world
- 12: Three loves spiraling inwards
- 11: Girl playing with my balls
- 10: Organizing the love
- 09: Spankingly nice bride of God
- 08: Woman in love balanced by three
- 07: Slipping my wife the tongue
- 06: Abstract art in love
- 05: Love in love
- 04: Spinning tornado love
- 03: The cross splits the love
- 02: I’m not cupid - I kill people
- 01: This grew in my sock
- November 2006 (30)
- 30: Nicely plump pinup
- 29: Love pointing to the tip
- 28: Circling left while falling in love
- 27: Love my rabbit
- 26: Love slowly coming apart
- 25: My hobby is the plunger
- 24: My last date was like a robot
- 23: Horse breaking free
- 22: Chick chasing a chick
- 21: Blushing big-headed nude
- 20: Love the way he touches my heart
- 19: Moon and star in love
- 18: Ohhh… Canada
- 17: Love coming together
- 16: Crying really hard over the baby
- 15: Cute princess riding a stud
- 14: Please just love me
- 13: Divided by thirteen equals love
- 12: Empty love
- 11: Love holds it all together
- 10: Family trying hard to be art
- 09: Good boy - bad girl
- 08: Almost nothing left of my love
- 07: Nervous to eat this burger
- 06: How about something erotic?
- 05: Fetching a big jar of water
- 04: From love to the middle
- 03: Happy love of ovals and a boot
- 02: Twist love in to a shape
- 01: Everyone enjoys a pretty rose
- October 2006 (31)
- 31: Cheapest red eye flight to New York
- 30: Blood red sun and the hand of God
- 29: Lot of work for a peek
- 28: Boing goes Earth
- 27: Art with a light bulb
- 26: It’s a small world
- 25: Shot by surprise…
- 24: Applying for a bank loan
- 23: Angry like a chimp
- 22: Feels like I’m on a string
- 21: Suddenly I lost my depth perception
- 20: Draw something my wife would like
- 19: A fish you have eaten
- 18: Eyeballing my Martini
- 17: Bullseye for dogs
- 16: Secret worship of colored balls
- 15: Exploring all on my own
- 14: Your momma is tripping
- 13: Taking the hammer to this one
- 12: The stupid cow slipped me the tongue
- 11: Another dirty hippie
- 10: One is the King the other is not
- 09: Santa and his bitch
- 08: What goes up must come down
- 07: Goodbye my dear mother
- 06: Don’t need the tooth fairy
- 05: Shhh… I only need your arm now
- 04: Suddenly it just happens
- 03: Lost his head
- 02: Riding an ugly animal
- 01: King of the poorly drawn gryphon
- September 2006 (30)
- 30: Cool move with a bra
- 29: The never ending arms race
- 28: This often makes you a rich swine
- 27: Dreamt of a galloping horses head
- 26: Dreamt that I lost my cowboy boot
- 25: Something you can’t do?
- 24: Midget clown with a balloon
- 23: You and your wife going nuts
- 22: Draw me Eric Staal…
- 21: He saw himself as a pig also
- 20: I like my hockey coach… I think…
- 19: My bitch the bank manager
- 18: A fearless rat
- 17: Serving my husband
- 16: It hides when it hears me coming
- 15: Pitbulls will make you look stupid too
- 14: Love and water makes it work
- 13: Three of my friends are bitches
- 12: Shadow boxing
- 11: Cat pulled by the tail
- 10: Pippi Longstocking for dad
- 09: Cat playing with a flower
- 08: Bull getting hammered
- 07: Getting ready to eat my sausage
- 06: Smoking can look cool
- 05: Guitar playing angry hippie
- 04: Two cowboys breaking up…
- 03: What Brokeback Mountain is not…
- 02: What Brokeback Mountain is…
- 01: You call that a dog
- August 2006 (31)
- 31: Have one on me
- 30: Getting married to the wrong guy
- 29: While you’re down there luv…
- 28: Let’s get bent
- 27: Sexy muffin
- 26: Stop eating my balls
- 25: My dog never wants to play
- 24: I did not have sexual relations…
- 23: These eyes are crying
- 22: Going into space and beyond
- 21: This will feel really good
- 20: The showman shark boy
- 19: Kissing goodbye
- 18: This art is gay
- 17: Curing the hangover
- 16: Red dress dancer
- 15: My good day went bad
- 14: Steaming horse turd
- 13: Mermaid playing with her little friend
- 12: Polka dot horse
- 11: My brother Harry can fly
- 10: My boyfriend is a tiny bodybuilder
- 09: Thumbs up man
- 08: Can’t ride this ugly beast
- 07: Running happily with a balloon
- 06: Bounce on the red ball
- 05: Ballerina chick
- 04: Lady in the box
- 03: I would totally do this mermaid
- 02: Viking dog
- 01: Shemale carrying the torch
- July 2006 (31)
- 31: Don’t mess with hatman
- 30: Dancing in the rain
- 29: Fertilize your flower
- 28: Wearing my sister’s clothes
- 27: Bridal bouquet toss
- 26: The second baby is easier
- 25: Soccer girl
- 24: Pet wolf-thing
- 23: Less attractive bigger gums
- 22: Ebola makes you ugly
- 21: American dove of war
- 20: Cat attacked by rats
- 19: My friend - the walking geek
- 18: Mermaid nursing her baby
- 17: Great things to see on the beach
- 16: I married a monster of a woman
- 15: Punk kitty with her pet
- 14: Death of a clown
- 13: Hand-eye coordination
- 12: Kitty pride and a fish
- 11: Dirty old man
- 10: Big ballerina
- 09: Your mom and dad are ugly
- 08: Cozy cat-house
- 07: Rabbit foreplay
- 06: Burping baby dinosaur
- 05: Silly looking dinosaur
- 04: Gnome and candle in the wind
- 03: Real Toronto Raptor
- 02: Penguin eating ice cream
- 01: Incredibly ugly gnome
- June 2006 (30)
- 30: Biggest bastard I ever knew
- 29: How do I cure this hangover
- 28: The Grinch with curls
- 27: Cute dog with a cute bone
- 26: Rabbit not wanting to make more rabbits
- 25: Alien “abductees” are nuts
- 24: Playing my wife
- 23: Easter Island cough
- 22: Love at first fight
- 21: Trying to claw myself to the top
- 20: My boss is always spewing on me
- 19: Friends no more
- 18: She had an almost perfect disguise
- 17: Things not to put in a bowling ball
- 16: Flying a mermaid
- 15: My life is a black hole
- 14: Scuba diving accident
- 13: Santa is bringing relief
- 12: Gay man coming out
- 11: Little Dead Riding Hood
- 10: Biggest head in Russia
- 09: French crazy horse
- 08: Santa cums when you are sleeping
- 07: Slow-moving soup
- 06: Two girls sharing an apple
- 05: Pleasant surprise
- 04: Show me some love
- 03: Need 25 cents to kill Bob
- 02: Food looking for food, looking for food
- 01: Devilish bullseye
- May 2006 (31)
- 31: Crazy lobster vasectomy
- 30: Trying hard to get back up there
- 29: Manually stopping some space invaders
- 28: Trying to slip her some tongue
- 27: Discovering the point of no return
- 26: The gnomes are hiding…
- 25: Evil squirrels on the march
- 24: Harry Kiri has an accident
- 23: Playing Twister with myself
- 22: How dogs see the world
- 21: Never knew life would be like this
- 20: What to do when I catch her?
- 19: The universe seemed smaller
- 18: This doesn’t excite me at all
- 17: Do you eat… ?
- 16: Will you blow me?
- 15: Mounty mounting a pony
- 14: Spawn of Satan
- 13: Two tomatoes and a cucumber can be very erotic
- 12: French men (always waving a white flag, or their boxers)
- 11: How gnomes came to be
- 10: Gnomes and hungry hippos
- 09: This Chick is acting slutty
- 08: Boyfriend obsessed about my boob
- 07: Can’t take the little witch
- 06: Show me how you suck big time
- 05: I’m always ready when the shit hits the fan
- 04: Preparing soon to be dead Santa’s milk
- 03: There are always cactuses
- 02: Watch out for bird droppings when having whiplash
- 01: Falling like this would hurt a lot
- April 2006 (30)
- 30: Once it rained a huge icicle
- 29: Trying to be a giant octopus
- 28: My son is a future Ferrari driver
- 27: Too freaky for a freak show
- 26: Are you for real?
- 25: Feeding myself to the sharks
- 24: Going to be a very long day
- 23: Tons of jumping sushi
- 22: At least the view was great
- 21: I’m being bullied
- 20: Violent rage coming up
- 19: Draw me some fucking fish
- 18: Soviet stoner
- 17: A really short big breasted angel (picked me up with her wings)
- 16: The nurse did not enjoy my pedpans (as much as I did)
- 15: Some flowers and a red flower
- 14: Ugly juggling robot
- 13: Too cute to be killed
- 12: Found my head again
- 11: She wasn’t cute enough
- 10: Don’t worry, my dog is robotic
- 09: Desperate times… and a fish
- 08: What to feed a fat cat
- 07: Robin in the hood
- 06: God makes it pretty
- 05: Riding a different horse
- 04: Two Zombies eating each other
- 03: Couple dancing the Tango
- 02: This is just a bunch of lines and some red
- 01: Readhead doing something nasty
- March 2006 (31)
- 31: Last night was the bomb
- 30: The Devil welcomed me to Hell
- 29: When Leif meet Pierre
- 28: He loves chicken
- 27: Red Robot in white t-shirt
- 26: Uncensored stick figure girl
- 25: A cheap sheep
- 24: Cow boy
- 23: Moon and fart cloud
- 22: Suckling Viking
- 21: My very kissable plastic girlfriend
- 20: She was cute even after her arms fell off
- 19: Suddenly my pig started flying
- 18: Wherewolf
- 17: The mob designed my t-shirt
- 16: Heil the Chaplin
- 15: How to catch fish?
- 14: This is not art
- 13: Art: Freelance deadline
- 12: He is getting a free ride
- 11: Holy shit - literally
- 10: Fat genie in a bottle
- 09: The big bush between my legs
- 08: Sand witch head
- 07: Krazy cat
- 06: My pet is my foot
- 05: Stuck with a huge boner
- 04: They gave me diarrhea
- 03: Fat guy flying on a magic carpet
- 02: Canon ball replacement surgery
- 01: My dog is now a space cadet
- February 2006 (28)
- 28: Death by ice fishing
- 27: Found that perfect Christmas tree
- 26: I have a horrible secret
- 25: Tooth fairies flying to my house
- 24: Failed hammer throw
- 23: The Real Statue Of Liberty
- 22: Nice moves - ugly stripper
- 21: Brutal overkill
- 20: She is in big trouble with King Kong
- 19: Taming this big chicken
- 18: I love bananas
- 17: A nun’s holy plaything
- 16: The hand of God had a dirty finger nail
- 15: Mrs. Potts’ angry sister
- 14: Cheer for the really ugly
- 13: Captain Hook and a hedgehog
- 12: Don’t sit on that garden gnome
- 11: Schizophrenic and crazy sun
- 10: Screw U…
- 09: Snot King
- 08: Apple Pacman
- 07: What is that smell?
- 06: Canadian navy warship
- 05: Skinny and clean shaven Jesus
- 04: Santa Claws
- 03: Kissing under the mistle toad
- 02: Dragon sparrow shitting
- 01: I had a beautiful balloon once
- January 2006 (31)
- 31: Completely and utterly shipwrecked
- 30: Penguin having a fantastic day
- 29: Giving birth in zero gravity
- 28: Me and my wife pretending to fly
- 27: Little boy making a bird fly
- 26: Chicken in an egg cup
- 25: Flag of Japan
- 24: Giving you a hand
- 23: Surprising places where broomsticks can go
- 22: Paddling in the forest
- 21: Touchdown reception of a human skull
- 20: Finding an almost perfect ice cream cone
- 19: I have a bee on my nose and I have no arms
- 18: Slowly turning myself into soup
- 17: Playing hockey with myself
- 16: Our bodiless Santa ornament
- 15: Breastfeeding my gnomes
- 14: Two birds relaxing in a pond
- 13: Being my dog’s bitch
- 12: Smacking the gnome
- 11: Puppetry of the penis
- 10: Riding the half-a-bike I got for my birthday
- 09: All I want is a beautiful skull for Christmas
- 08: Big-arse rat jumping and acting crazy
- 07: She didn’t want his severed foot either
- 06: The brain matters a lot
- 05: Catching butterflies with my tongue
- 04: Hairy birds in your hair
- 03: Bouncing with a potty
- 02: His only friend was a tennis ball
- 01: We don’t care about Steve anyway
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